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Thank you for your interest in the Markley Home for Wayward Youth. This institution of refuge is committed to helping dislocated Portland-area refugees stay away from the Midwest.

We offer private bed- and bathrooms and a modest menu of food lovingly prepared "just like Aunt Carol used to make." We feature a low-stress, easy-going environment suitable for relaxation with the potential for boredom.

Other amenities include electricity, running water, and driveway parking. We are currently remodeling to offer you an even nicer experience, but this has caused a temporary shortage of seating. Please bear with us during this period.

Admission is currently open to friends, relatives, and seductive women. Inquire privately for details. Skills in Halloween costume alterations preferred but not required.

Who you gonna call?

Kyle's Ghostbuster costume

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