MHWYThank you for your interest in the Markley Home for Wayward Youth. This institution of refuge is committed to helping dislocated Portland-area refugees stay away from the Midwest. We offer private bed- and bathrooms and a modest menu of food lovingly prepared "just like Aunt Carol used to make." We feature a low-stress, easy-going environment suitable for relaxation with the potential for boredom. Other amenities include electricity, running water, and driveway parking. We are currently remodeling to offer you an even nicer experience, but this has caused a temporary shortage of seating. Please bear with us during this period. Admission is currently open to friends, relatives, and seductive women. Inquire privately for details. Skills in Halloween costume alterations preferred but not required. Who you gonna call? 
© Kyle Markley
— Posted 2007-10-29 02:23:04 UTC —
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Comments: 3
Cute. :)
Does this mean that Matt and I can come stay for a week or two? Oh, wait, we don't qualify...we're not trying to relocate/stay away from the midwest and we wouldn't be refugees... :(
I like the costume. Matt and I had our lil party last night. I have a link to some pics on my blog if you're interrested in checking them out. :) We were a dead bride and dead groom.
You look great bro! Oh and I am currently taking in refugees from the midwest who wish to relocate to Phoenix. Handsome fine young studs are preferred.
I couldn't help but read your posting about helping the "wayward youth". Does this institution offer assistance in seeking jobs in the Portland area, as well?
If so, I may be interested in an application at this prestigious institute.
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