Get Well Soon

My mother is in the hospital. She lives a couple thousand miles away from me so I'm not able to be directly involved. I can, however, throw some bad puns her way. (Every little bit helps!) Well-wishers are invited to leave kind words. Or more bad puns.

Hi, mom! I hope you're feeling back to normal soon. It would sure be a weight off your family's shoulders. This is an unfortunate turn of events, but know that you have a lot of support. I don't want to write a lengthy column about this because too many puns might make you crack up, so I'll compress my thoughts into saying simply: Get Well Soon. No pressure, though! Take it easy.