That Explains the RibbitingIt was finally both warm and not raining at the same time this weekend, so I went out back to do my first lawn mowing of the year. I found a frog. I named her* Hoppy.
I almost killed her. I mowed right over her and the blessed creature had the presence of mind not to hop as gruesome rotating death roared overhead. I saw her when she hopped immediately after emerging from underneath the mower. I've had frogs for years — I've heard ribbiting at night, at least. But this is only the second time I've seen one. The first time was last fall when I saw one hop underneath my air conditioner. I don't know much about frogs, but this one seems pretty small, leading me to wonder how old it is and if perhaps I have a whole family of 'em somewhere. If I find more, I'll let you know. :) *I speculate the frog is female because after hopping out of my hands the first few times I tried to take a picture, she soon realized that my hands are warm and soft and very pleasing, and then enjoyed the situation. I have observed this response to be typical of females.
© Kyle Markley
— Posted 2007-03-05 08:43:28 UTC —
permalink
| ||
Comments: 1
so as i was reading your artical i noticed something VERY facinating... i noticed that your pepperoni was not wearing any knickers! for a moment i was aroused, but then i gained control of myself. i think that having naked pepperonis around is not the best idea , but its VERY kinky!!!
have a nice day!
signed
gnar gnar RAD!!
The comment period has expired.