Wu's Warning
My representative in Congress, David Wu, has apparently uncovered evidence
of a sinister alien infiltration in the White House and gave a short speech
about before Congress on Jan. 10th:
This President has listened to some people, the so-called
Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans
of Star Trek who made their decisions based on logic and fact, these guys
make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans; there are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real [sic]
Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their
own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It's wrong!
[source]
I would take this more seriously if it wasn't transparently an attempt to
grab the coattails of Ted Stevens.
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