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It was funny when my blog was prominently ranked by a search engine for a query about breast enhancement.

This time I'm horrified. My blog's front page is the top result at Yahoo for the query … read this slowly to get the full effect … "sending cash to the US from Russia through diplomatic pouch".

Try the search yourself (this probably won't work for more than a couple days) or click on the image below for a full-size view:

Unfortunate search ranking

I don't even want to be associated with those search terms. I don't need that kind of exposure. Please, CIA and FBI types who might be reading this, heed these words:

"Look, I'm very sorry. I do not know anything about any money laundering." I don't want to go to Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Tiny Island